It’s all About Communication
Parshat Bereishit 5780

There is a time in every baby’s life when they are smart enough to want to communicate with the outside world, but not smart enough to communicate with the outside world. This creates enormously vexing situations. Lil’ baby Numzi wants…

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Parshat Bereishit 5780

Do You Have a Security Blanket?
Parshat Ha’azinu/Sukkot 5780

The end of 1918 and the beginning of 1919 was a pretty good time for most of the world. For four years, the Great War had ravaged the European continent, leading to the death of close to twenty million people,…

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Parshat Ha’azinu/Sukkot 5780

The Robots are Coming for Your Job!
Parshat Vayelech/ Yom Kippur 5780

It’s here. I knew it was coming, and I had been on the lookout for it for years, but when it finally showed up, it looked nothing like what I was expecting. What I’m talking about of course is the…

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Parshat Vayelech/ Yom Kippur 5780

Rosh Hashana Gameplan from Moscow!
Rosh Hashana 5780

Moskva, Moskva… The 900 year old city sitting astride the Moskva River, with its torturous and at times glorious history, is now the second most populated city in Europe (after Istanbul). The capital of the largest country in the world,…

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Rosh Hashana 5780

I’ll Save Your Life, if You Save Mine
Parshat Ki Tavo 5779

This is a true story. The name has been changed. Sasha Bazarov never had it easy. He emigrated to the USA together with his parents from Uzbekistan as a young child. His parents had to leave everything behind, and in…

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Parshat Ki Tavo 5779

Tanner Street Trouble
Parshat Devarim/Tisha B’Av

As a child, Will always seemed to gravitate to more violent forms of play than the other boys in his neighborhood. Even when his mother took away his toy guns and swords, Will always found a way to turn innocuous…

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Parshat Devarim/Tisha B’Av

How to Survive a Kidnapping
Parshat Matot/Masei 5779

Disclaimer: This email contains depictions of a graphic crime, readers please use caution if reading in front of children. There are two dominant theories about triathletes. The first is that they are supremely cowardly human beings, and spend their life…

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Parshat Matot/Masei 5779

Avocado is Back in the Headlines
Parshat Pinchas

Avocado is the headline hogger of the fruit world. There are about 2,000 species of fruit eaten by human beings, from pedestrian fruits like the apple, banana, clementine, and date, to the more exotic ones like the atemoya, bignay, calabash,…

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Parshat Pinchas