I didn’t know they made people like that?
Parshat Vayalech 5782

I didn’t know they made people like that? Parshat Vayalech 5782

The first video leaked on April 23rd, 2027 and within the 24 hours over thirty million people watched it. The video quality was grainy, but you could clearly see people, dressed in unmarked military fatigues leaping over walls at least two times their height. They had no robotic attachments and were not even wearing boots,

A Shanah Tova Factory for You!
Parshat Nitzavim 5781

A Shanah Tova Factory for You! Parshat Nitzavim 5781

If you were to think of the people who shaped the course of this country, you would certainly think of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Benjamin Franklin. You might also think of Henry Ford, Alexander Graham Bell, or Albert Einstein. If you’re more intellectually inclined, you would consider Paine, Emerson, Twain, Salk, FL Wright, or

Come take a Tour with me!
Parshat Ki Tavo 5781

Come take a Tour with me! Parshat Ki Tavo 5781

Prague is the new Paris. A bustling metropolis in the heart of the Continent, a rich history spanning two millennia of prominence, dozens of notable landmarks, and friendly warm natives, combine to give Prague a greater overall tourist experience than the one offered in Paris, the most visited city in Europe. Add weather that rarely

Assume the Cat Position
Parshas Re’eh 5781

Assume the Cat Position Parshas Re’eh 5781

“Now you want to assume the cat position.” Mechanically, I agree. Yes, actually that is exactly what I was hoping he would say, because I really do want to assume the cat position right now! “OK you want to go down on all fours and then arch your back up like a cat getting electrocuted.”

Did He make something for you?
Parshat Ekev 5781

Did He make something for you? Parshat Ekev 5781

The beast lumbering by my van’s window had a face as large as a pizza pie, and a body that weighed as much as a small car. Its gait was clumsy and graceful all at once, massive muscular haunches dutifully following the commands of spindly bony feet, such that each time it takes a step

Complex machines need complex solutions
Parshat Ve’eschanen 5781

Complex machines need complex solutions Parshat Ve’eschanen 5781

ma·chine: noun, often attributive \mə-ˈshēn\ A: a constructed thing whether material or immaterial B : an assemblage of parts that transmit forces, motion, and energy one to another in a predetermined manner (2) : an instrument designed to transmit or modify the application of power, force, or motion – (Merriam-Webster Dictionary) Machines come in all shapes, sizes,