The Great Pacific Golden Patch
Parshat Matot-Massei

Let’s talk trash for a moment. It’s one of the few things that American do exceptionally well. The world will throw out 2.6 trillion pounds of garbage this year (here’s a visual to help you grasp that: 2,600,000,000,000 pounds!), and…

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Parshat Matot-Massei

Photoshoppers, please report to 1937!
Parshat Mattos Masei 5780

There are many times where we look back at history and say to ourselves, “We really could have used technology X back then, what a difference it would have made.” The application of this line of thinking is almost limitless.…

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Parshat Mattos Masei 5780

How to Survive a Kidnapping
Parshat Matot/Masei 5779

Disclaimer: This email contains depictions of a graphic crime, readers please use caution if reading in front of children. There are two dominant theories about triathletes. The first is that they are supremely cowardly human beings, and spend their life…

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Parshat Matot/Masei 5779

When Too Much is Too Much
Parshat Matot Masei 5778

Some guys in tri-cornered hats sacrificed everything so that you can have the liberty to eat 69 hotdogs and buns in 10 minutes. Happy Birthday America. America is a great country. We are the world leading democracy, and our beliefs…

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Parshat Matot Masei 5778

Parshat Matot-Masei 5778

Parshat Matot – Masei תשע"ח                 In this week’s double portion, (depending on the year and on what days the holidays fall out, sometimes two weekly portions are read together) Hashem charges Moshe with his final task: retaliation against the…

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