Awww, it was sooooo good!
Parsht Vayishlach

The fifteen passenger van was dented, rusted, and filled with benches covered with industrial strength vinyl. For four years that canary yellow van conveyed me to school, about twenty minutes from my house, and deposited me back home again in…

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Parsht Vayishlach

The Turkey Kidnapping
Parshat Vayeitzei 5781

Did I ever tell you about the time I was kidnapped by a group of radical turkeys? It was definitely one of the crazier times of my life, and something I generally avoid talking about because I’m still suffering from…

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Parshat Vayeitzei 5781

I’m still standing…
Parshat Toldot 5781

There are three kinds of people in the world. The people who wonder why tall, strong buildings fall down during earthquakes, the people who don't think about it much, and the people who wonder why anyone would think about earthquakes…

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Am I doing this wrong?
Parshat Chayei Sarah 5781

If you ever get a ride in my car, you might notice a collection of empty water bottles sitting quietly in the front passenger footwell. They have no more purpose to me, and I would throw them out in gas…

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Parshat Chayei Sarah 5781

Wait… How did you make that?
Parshat Vayeira 5781

Popcorn is good, but corn puffs are great. Both of them are made by doing something magical to corn kernels, but popcorn is a messy expression of that magic, leaving behind husks and debris all over your teeth and gums,…

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Parshat Vayeira 5781

Running out of Storage?
Parshat Lech Lecha 5781

I currently have 31 tabs open on my laptop. These include, but are not limited to; work email inbox, personal email inbox, a few Google Spreadsheets I use to track various work related metrics, an interesting article I saw a…

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My least favorite flavor of jelly…
Parshat Noach 5781

When I think of jellyfish, I think of the bright colorful gummy candies I used to eat as a kid. But when I think of swimming in the ocean, I think of the living jellyfish. As a matter of fact,…

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Parshat Noach 5781

The Canteloupe that Changed the World
Parshat Bereishit 5781

The historical information in this essay is mostly culled from Bill Bryson’s book on human anatomy and physiology, The Body. For most of human history, scratching your arm on a rusty nail could be a death sentence. The scratch wasn’t…

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